worshipping a very beautiful yoni from the East
I hate all the snobbishness that's involved in tantra in London. The idea that someones tantric services is more authentic because they have been for a few weeks holiday in India, or because they have attended some tantric workshop, is absolute nonsense. There is no such thing as "certified or qualified" in Tantra, to suggest otherwise shows a very basic lack of understanding of this magnificent ancient philosophy. Here in the Uk any sort of genital touch is probably seen legally as a "sexual act", and anyone who provides that type of service to men, would be seen legally as a Prostitute, and of course prostitution is completely legal, as long as there are not more than two people working from the same premises and no one other than the person who is providing the service receives any part of the financial reward. When Google first started if you typed in "tantra London", you would have probably ended up at some class for women in Hampstead, where the women stood around in a group singing some strange mantra, dancing and breathing in a way that could only be described as frantic. Type the same into Google today and you're more likely to end up at a tantric apartment in Hackney, worshipping a very beautiful yoni from the East, of Poland. Tantra has become mainstream. It's been taken back to where is belongs in London amongst the sacred whores. Sexological Bodywork in it's original sewnse. That just didn't happen bi/ accident. Someone who wanted to help take the snobbishness out of Tantra in London started that very gentle revolution. To find out who that person was, click here
In think Mr Cox I will have to come and see you the next time I cross the pond. What particularly resonated with me was the connection with spirituality or taking the sanctity out ot Tantra. Eventually spending way more time than I should I saw on one part of your website the mention of sacred intimates...no suprizes there I too have done a lot of Body Electric Work but again I like your less doctrinaire approach Keeping everyone up in good work is not easy you are doing your bit for mankind...releasing back out onto the world kind men Doug
Other Names for Authentic or Certified Tantra : audition the finger puppets, bash the candle, be a virtuoso of the skin flute, beat off , beat the bishop , beat the dummy, beat the meat , beat the stick, beat up your date, beef-stroke-it-off, bleed the weed, blow your load, bludgeon the beefsteak, bop the baloney, box the jesuit and get cockroaches, boxin' the bald champ, buff the banana, burp the baby, burp the worm, butter the corn, choke Kojak, choke the chicken, choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come, clamp the pipe, clean your rifle, climb Mount Baldy, closet Frisbee, come into your own, cook the cream of cock, corral the tadpoles, couch hockey for on, crank the shank, crimp the wire, crown the king, cuff the carrot, diddle, do a hand job, do battle with the Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love, do handiwork, do the janitor thing, drain the monster, engage in safe sex, fist fuck, fist your mister, five knuckle shuffle, flog the dog, flog the dong, flog the hog, flog your mule, fondle the fig, friggit, gallup the antelope, genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion, get a date with Slick Mittens, get the German soldier marching, get to know yourself, give it a tug, go a couple of rounds with ol' josh, go on a date with Handrea and Palmela, grease the pipe, hack the hog, have a conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake, have a date with Fisty Palmer, have a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters, have it off , have sex with someone you love, hitchhike to heaven, hitchhike under the big top, hold the sausage hostage, hug the hog, hump your hose, jack hammer, jack off, jazz yourself, jerk off , jerkin' the Gherkin, juggling the coullions, meat with Mother Thumb and her four daughters, knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump, lope the mule, make instant pudding, make the bald man puke, mangle the midget, manipulate the mango. manual override, master bacon, meet Rosie Hancock, milk the cow,
Even more Names for Authentic or Certified Tantra : milk the lizard, mount a corporal and four , nerk your throbber, null the void, oil the glove, onan's olympics , pack your palm, paddle the pickle, paint the ceiling, paint the pickle, peel the banana, el some chilies, perform diagnostics on your ManTool, play a little five-on-one, play in a one-man show, play five against one, play pocket pinball, play pocket pool, play tug-of-war with the cyclops, play Uno, please your pisser, plunk your twanger, polish Percy in your palm, polish the family jewels, polish the rocket, polish the sword, pound off, pound the bald-headed moose, pound the pud, pound your flounder, pull off, pull rank, pull the carrot, pull the cord, pull the five-knuckle shuffle, pull the goalie, pull the pole, pull the pope, pull your prick, pull your taffy, pump the python, punchin' the munchkin, ram the ham, ride the great white knuckler, roll your own, rope the pony, rope the pope, rub off, rub one out, run off a batch by hand, sacrifice sperm to the god of lonely nights, scour the tower of power, self abuse, self-induced penile regurgitation, shake hands with the unemployed,
Even more Names for Authentic or Certified Tantra : shake hands with your John Thomas, shake hands with your wife's best friend, shemp the hog, shift gears, shine the helmet, shine your pole, shoot putty at the moon, shoot skeet, shoot the moon, slakin' the bacon, slam the ham, slam the spam, slammin' the salmon, slap high fives with Yul Brynner, slap the carrot, slap the clown, slap the donkey, slap the pud, slap the salami, slappin' pappy, sling the jelly, snap the monkey, snap the rubber, snap the whip, solo sex, spank the frank, spank the monkey, spank the salami, squeeze the cheese, squeeze the juice, stir the yogurt, stoke it, stroke off, stroke the one-eyed burping gecko, stroke the dog, stroke the satin-headed serpent, stroke your poker, stroking Willie the one-eyed wonder-worm, take matters into your own hands, take the monster for a one-armed ride, take part in population control, tease the weenie, tenderize the tube steak, test the testicles, test your batteries, the art of Unisex, tickly my fancy, tickle the pickle, toss off, toss the turkey, twang the wire,thump the pump...
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